I GOT AN APP!!
Perhaps you have been noticing a new hashtag in my recent posts. Yes, I must admit I was promoting my own app. It’s called Status Spacer, and you can download it now in the App Store. Google Play version is under review at the time of this post, but I promise it’s coming!
If you use Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook, well you get the picture, you must get Status Spacer like now, like yesterday! In a nutshell, it formats your text so you don’t have to use some fugly dashes or bullets, copy from your notepad in hopes that you don’t forget you have something in your clipboard and then accidentally lose your status. BOOO!! Status Spacer is an app that gives you simple line breaks. FAST.
INVENTION IS THE MOTHER OF NECESSITY
I looked everywhere for an app that could do simple line breaks on Instagram. I did find a few, but many of them either didn’t do the job they promised or were just clunky. Wasted time AND money. Don’t even get me started on all the damn ways they were trying to get me to upgrade. All I wanted was clean and simple line breaks without all the fuss. I just want to tell the world how great my burrito is and use bold to emphasize the word burrito. Is that too much to ask? Sheesh.
I tried the copy and paste into a notes app method, but it never really worked for me.
Do this, sell your kidney, pray to the Spaghetti monster, burn sage on a full moon when Mercury is retrograde. BAH!
So, my husband George and I spent the last few months crafting this small, but mighty app. That’s lots of coffee and pizza in case you’re wondering because sometimes you just have to do it yourself. *cracks knuckles*
It needed to be small because who the hell wants another app taking up valuable real estate?
Simple line breaks, fast. That’s it. It didn’t need any more bells and whistles. Just does what you need it to do.
We also wanted to introduce it to the world for free. Yes, there are ads because we still have to pay for all the damn pizza and coffee, but don’t worry, they aren’t all in your face holding you hostage. We hate those things, too.
SO, HOW DOES STATUS SPACER WORK?
That’s the beauty of it. It’s simple and fast. Type your status, spaces, emojis, and all. Bold and italicize whatever you want by simply highlighting it. Don’t forget your hashtags! Hit COPY and the app will automatically open Instagram for you. Choose your image and then PASTE the status into the text field. All of your fancy-schmancy words will appear just as you typed them out in Status Spacer.
…but it isn’t just for Instagram, though. You can copy and paste that same text to Twitter or Facebook perfectly formatted. Goodbye, ugly dashes and blocks of text!
WHERE CAN I GET STATUS SPACER?
THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR FINAL FORM
We're already working on the next version looking to roll out more features. Can't help it, just want to make a great product even better!
Tell your momma and your cousin, too.